Quotes about Funny

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.

#Age, #Funny

I saw Hamlet Prince of Denmark played; but now the old plays begin to disgust...

#Age, #Funny

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

#Ability, #Funny

Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.

#Funny, #People

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

#Funny

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

#Funny

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

#Funny

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

#Funny

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he...

#Funny

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

#Funny

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

#Funny

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

#Drinking, #Funny