If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for...
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a...
Old age is not a disease - it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all...
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Got no checkbooks, got no banks. Still Id like to express my thanks.
Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is...
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
How young can you die of old age?
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but...
You cant get too much winter in the winter.
Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
To me, life is like the back nine in golf. Sometimes you play better on...
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep...
I felt like I played in a very tough football game with no hitting above...
Running is one the best solutions to a clear mind.