A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Quote by Steve Fergosi

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Funny Quotes

The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say,...

The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say,...

A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love...

A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love...

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions...

Mmm... Organized Crime

Mmm... Organized Crime

Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I...

Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I...

Drinking is the soldier's pleasure.

Drinking is the soldier's pleasure.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of...

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of...

I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.

I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.

Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...