A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Quote by Steve Fergosi

Topics: Drinking Quotes, Funny Quotes

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink...

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't...

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't...

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...

A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine

A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an...

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Drink to the point of hilarity.

Drink to the point of hilarity.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all...