Quotes about Funny

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

#Dating, #Funny

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always...

#Comedy, #Family, #Funny

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

#Funny, #People

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little...

#Funny, #Single

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

#Funny, #Wisdom

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

#Funny, #Television

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years...

#Funny, #Jokes

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

#Advice, #Funny

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

#Funny, #Sports

Hes a guy who gets up at six oclock in the morning regardless of what...

#Funny, #Sports

A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old...

#Funny, #Love

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

#Funny, #People