Quotes about Funny

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

#Ability, #Funny

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

#Famous, #Funny

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...

#Famous, #Funny, #Funny Sayings

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

#Advice, #Funny

Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

#Age, #Funny

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

#Funny

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

#Funny

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

#Age, #Funny

A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

#Age, #Funny

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

#Funny, #Humor, #Technology

The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it...

#Age, #Funny

After 12 years, the old butterflies came back. Well, I guess at my age you...

#Age, #Funny