A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity.

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that...

The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out...

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

Now is the age of anxiety.

Now is the age of anxiety.

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy...

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy...

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.

Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really...

Watch your back today, guys. 20 year old chicks born on leap day are really...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

In love, the feeling of owning your partner seems natural, but it is not. Every...

In love, the feeling of owning your partner seems natural, but it is not. Every...