Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Quote by Scott Roeben

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It...

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is...

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is...

Within every man and woman a secret is hidden, and as a photographer it is...

Within every man and woman a secret is hidden, and as a photographer it is...

The connections between and among women are the most feared, the most problematic, and the...

The connections between and among women are the most feared, the most problematic, and the...

And a certain woman named Lydia, a seller of purple, of the city of Thyatira,...

And a certain woman named Lydia, a seller of purple, of the city of Thyatira,...

There is a woman at the begining of all great things.

There is a woman at the begining of all great things.

Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace,...

Men are the enemies of women. Promising sublime intimacy, unequalled passion, amazing security and grace,...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

Unfortunately, it seems that the way Usenet is set up, women are the zebras, and...

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those...

There are two kinds of women: those who want power in the world, and those...

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years...

It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years...

Man is the hunter; woman is his game. The sleek and shining creatures of the...

Man is the hunter; woman is his game. The sleek and shining creatures of the...

We need to guarantee equal rights and civil rights and say that, here in America,...

We need to guarantee equal rights and civil rights and say that, here in America,...