Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Quote by Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

How vivid is the suffering of the few when the people are few and how...

How vivid is the suffering of the few when the people are few and how...

To hunt the hare with the ox

To hunt the hare with the ox

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

No one ever kicks a dead dog

No one ever kicks a dead dog

You know Noah and crew probably ate the tastiest animals right out of existence early...

You know Noah and crew probably ate the tastiest animals right out of existence early...

A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on....

A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on....

Waking up with the chickens

Waking up with the chickens

Every dog must have his day.

Every dog must have his day.

The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for...

The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for...

To catch a hare with a cart

To catch a hare with a cart