Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Quote by Paula Poundstone

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I...

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly...

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Have you seen my Kung fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awsome!

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.