Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Quote by Paula Poundstone

Topics: Adulthood Quotes, Children Quotes, Funny Quotes, Ideas Quotes

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40...

Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40...

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

New needs need new techniques. And the modern artists have found new ways and new...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did...

Oh aye...my Father would thrash me every now and then. He'd talk while he did...

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.

My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.