You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!

Quote by Trace Adkins

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Turn it up some.

Turn it up some.

At that honky tonk badonkadonk.

At that honky tonk badonkadonk.

Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall.

Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall.

It ain't right to hate her.

It ain't right to hate her.

You know that right?

You know that right?

Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three.

Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three.

Ooh, she put her beer down.

Ooh, she put her beer down.

Get the Sheriff on the phone.

Get the Sheriff on the phone.

Alright boys, this is her favorite song.

Alright boys, this is her favorite song.

It's so hard not to stare.

It's so hard not to stare.

Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong.

Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong.

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma.

Shut my mouth, slap your grandma.

Left left left right left.

Left left left right left.

I don't do the same show on any two nights.

I don't do the same show on any two nights.

Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair.

Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair.

People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio...

People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio...

For what her mama gave her.

For what her mama gave her.

Here she comes, Lord help us all.

Here she comes, Lord help us all.

Make ya wanna swing along.

Make ya wanna swing along.

Whoo-wee!whoo-wee!

Whoo-wee!whoo-wee!