You know what else is better than I thought it'd be?....Your sister....HaHaHaHa!!!
Quote by Trace Adkins
It's great to be able to get up there now and do an hour or...
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin' out till three.
Ooh, she put her beer down.
Now Honey, you can't blame her.
I don't do the same show on any two nights.
Here she comes, Lord help us all.
Throwin' darts at the wall.
It ain't right to hate her.
She might get up and dance again.
It's so hard not to stare.
Get the Sheriff on the phone.
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault.
We hate to see her go but love to watch her leave.
Left left left right left.
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong.
Alright boys, this is her favorite song.
At that honky tonk badonkadonk.
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about...
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...