When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play....

If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play....

We can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand

We can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.

Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind...

Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down in the mind...

Possessions, outward success, publicity, luxury - to me these have always been contemptible. I believe...

Possessions, outward success, publicity, luxury - to me these have always been contemptible. I believe...

God does not play dice.

God does not play dice.

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into...

Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into...

Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.

Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

The only real valuable thing is intuition

The only real valuable thing is intuition

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by todays events.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by todays events.

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle;...

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle;...

Only a life lived for others is worth living

Only a life lived for others is worth living

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.

The process of scientific discovery is, in effect, a continual flight from wonder.

Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.

Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.