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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or...

A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice; a good one supplies everything, gilds...

A bad manner spoils everything, even reason and justice; a good one supplies everything, gilds...

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job...

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting...

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.