The truth always comes back....either to shake your hand or to slap your face.

Quote by Linda Poindexter

Topics: Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes, Truth Quotes

Our life is not always the way we planned it. Sometimes it is the way...

Our life is not always the way we planned it. Sometimes it is the way...

Never let someone else determine your worth. Only you know your true value.

Never let someone else determine your worth. Only you know your true value.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

Most goals are achieved, not by talent, or determination, or hard work....but by persistence.

Life doesn't always go according to plan..... so plan accordingly.

Life doesn't always go according to plan..... so plan accordingly.

Your life is like a balloon....if you never let yourself go, you will never know...

Your life is like a balloon....if you never let yourself go, you will never know...

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you...

You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you...

In the eyes of his child, the average father is about ten feet tall.

In the eyes of his child, the average father is about ten feet tall.

It is when you refuse to see only the commonplace, that you behold the exceptional.

It is when you refuse to see only the commonplace, that you behold the exceptional.

Life is what makes us venture out, but it is love that brings us home.

Life is what makes us venture out, but it is love that brings us home.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.

One man with desire can accomplish more than millions with indifference.

One man with desire can accomplish more than millions with indifference.

The greatest power in the world is willpower.

The greatest power in the world is willpower.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

By the time you get life figured out, you don't have much of it left.

How quickly we forget what we wanted in life, and settle for what we got.

How quickly we forget what we wanted in life, and settle for what we got.

Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.

Laughter is contagious. Expose yourself to it regularly.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our...

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our...