My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
Quote by Captain Jack Sparrow
Dead Man's Chest Quotes
Jack Sparrow Quotes
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Fish are friends, not food!
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught...
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Nothing is more dishonorable than an old man, heavy with years, who has no other...
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to...
The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you...
I think I don't regret a single 'excess' of my responsive youth-I only regret, in...
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept...
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with...
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.