[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

Quote by John Lennon

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Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and...

Guilt for being rich, and guilt thinking that perhaps love and peace isn't enough and...

Love is all, love is new. Love is all, love is you

Love is all, love is new. Love is all, love is you

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because...

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because...

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.

A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.

Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've...

Love is the answer, and you know that for sure; Love is a flower, you've...

You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die

You either get tired fighting for peace, or you die

Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in...

Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in...

The more I see the less I know for sure.

The more I see the less I know for sure.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because...

He didn't come out of my belly, but my God, I've made his bones, because...

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.

I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them.

I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them.

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right...

Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right...

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

It was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You'd wake up in a...

It was like being in the eye of a hurricane. You'd wake up in a...

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in...

I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

Progress is the stride of God.

Progress is the stride of God.