If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...#Betrayal, #Deception, #Facebook
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....#Facebook, #Humor, #Internet
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.#Facebook, #Facebook Status
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.#Facebook, #Facebook Staus, #Humor
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they...#Facebook, #Facebook Status
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...#Clever Facebook Status, #Facebook, #Facebook Status
