Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

Will you still need me,will you still feed me..When I'm sixty-four?

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with...

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with...

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it...

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it...

It (LSD) opened my eyes. We only use on-tenth of our brain. Just think of...

It (LSD) opened my eyes. We only use on-tenth of our brain. Just think of...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

In any case, if there's information a parolee is using drugs or alcohol, that is...

In any case, if there's information a parolee is using drugs or alcohol, that is...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea," said Japhy. "Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

If you don't like my fire, Then don't come around Cause I'm gonna burn one...

If you don't like my fire, Then don't come around Cause I'm gonna burn one...

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Just because you're single does not give you an excuse to be a hoe.

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.