Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

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Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea," said Japhy. "Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

Everything great that we know has come from neurotics. never will the world be aware...

Everything great that we know has come from neurotics. never will the world be aware...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea," said Japhy. "Remember that book I told...

Now you understand the Oriental passion for tea,

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is.

Drugs are not always necessary, but belief in recovery always is.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that...

Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that...

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.

I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

The awkward when you read the word 'moment' yet it wasn't even there.

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful...

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful...