Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a drug commercial that says, 'May cause extreme awesomeness.'

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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with...

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with...

I've learned a great deal about music through my experiences. I've learned of its sanctity....

I've learned a great deal about music through my experiences. I've learned of its sanctity....

Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

Ah, pierce me 100 times with your needles fine and I will thank you 100...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

How come if drugs kill millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that...

How come if drugs kill millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that...

I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount...

I've tried everything. I can say to you with confidence, I know a fair amount...

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

We try a new drug, a new combination of drugs, and suddenly I fall into...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and...

See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm...

I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that,...

I think psychedelics play a major part in what we do, but having said that,...

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Caffeine. The gateway drug.

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

Exercise is not: Jumping to conclusions, running off at the mouth, stretching the truth, bending...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a...

Misfortunes are, in morals, what bitters are in medicine: each is at first disagreeable; but...

Misfortunes are, in morals, what bitters are in medicine: each is at first disagreeable; but...