Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.

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Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

4 Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on...

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

It's better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

When I say 'I'll think about it,' what I really mean is: 'I'll forget about...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

I'm not afraid of heights, deep water, or love. I'm afraid of falling, drowning, and...

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it...