Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
Topics:
Facebook Quotes
,
Facebook Status Quotes
,
Forget You Quotes
Related Quotes
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago...
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status....
Mom: I see that you're all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the...
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...
It's crazy how quickly studying can progress into watching hours of YouTube.
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...
Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's...
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what...
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...
If you're really 'just done', unfriend and block him. Don't play cat-and-mouse with pseudo-mysterious statuses.
Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.
My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and...
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status?...
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially...
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...
When you're stressed; You eat Ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled...
'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction....
