If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
Facebook Status Quotes
Forget You Quotes
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals...
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.
That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in...
That one day of popularity on facebook because it's your birthday.
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they...
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...
Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...
I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.
The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing....
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your...
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what...
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I...
Once they move, they're gone. Once you move, life starts over again.