Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, 'Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal.'

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Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a...

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

When you're doing something you aren't supposed to, every small noise scares the shit out...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Few things anger me more than having a song stuck in my head that I...

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

Yawning is like our bodies way of saying 15% battery left.

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I...