That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Parents Quotes

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

I want a relationship. A real, pure, loving, honest relationship. I'm not lonely or desperate,...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

That awkward moment when you're at the grocery store and someones standing by what you...

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Men hate women because we always know where things are.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Small circle = less problems...Big circle = bunch of bullshit.

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to see a...

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

Dear iPod, when I put you on shuffle, what I really mean is play my...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be...

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions,...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

I've been in relationships, but I'd rather be alone. If a guy can't treat me...

Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will...

Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will...

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

Things that probably shouldn't be broken: 1. Hearts 2. Promises 3. Condoms

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks,...

And her parents were astonished: but he charged them that they should tell no man...

And her parents were astonished: but he charged them that they should tell no man...

There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.

There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents.