It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Kids Quotes, Teenage Quotes

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

Seeing an argument on Facebook, sitting there refreshing the page and thinking, 'Oh, this is...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect...

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Seeing quotes and thinking, oh thank god im not the only one!

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

Dear cupid, next time hit us both!

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

That moment when you're up so late you start calculating how many hours of sleep...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all...

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

Only knowing one part to a song so you just keep singing the same line...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

If life was easy it wouldn't be worth living, that is why we have obstacles...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 4 songs in the world,...

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

Out of all the things I have shoved into my glove compartment, not one of...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist...

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...

That look you give your friend when they say something they weren't supposed to mention...