Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Topics: Facebook Status Quotes, Reading Quotes, School Quotes

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night,...

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That annoying moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR facebook status.

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when someone says 'Hello!' and you are like 'Good thanks!'

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

I-phone falls to the floor...breaks screen. Android falls to the floor...breaks floor.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Something is wrong with our government when I see people using food stamps and an...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone...

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

Practicing your signature over & over again, just in case one day you become famous.

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets the words...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a sexy...

Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book...

Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book...

Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself,...

Every man who knows how to read has it in his power to magnify himself,...

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.