Quotes about Dave Barry

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there...

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who...

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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

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