Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he...

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he...

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize,...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

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The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about...

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined...

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We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...

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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the...

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last