Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who...

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a...

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...

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I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting,...

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting,...

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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that...

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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...

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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for...

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.