We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin.

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not...

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can...

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic...

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Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are...

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The suddenness of the leap from hardware to software cannot but produce a period of...