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I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting,...
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...
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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...
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And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per...
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why?...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...
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Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is...
#Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not...
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items...
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