Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

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And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will...

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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...

I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place....

I find myself having these conversations where I go...You know, the guy, in that place....

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take...

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely...

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely...

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...

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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...