Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per...

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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

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We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is...

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why?...

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why?...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay...

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay...

Atomic power will make electricity too cheap to meter

Atomic power will make electricity too cheap to meter