Quotes about Dave Barry

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads,...

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The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...

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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

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