Quotes about Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Oh. Your. God.

#Bender (The Cartoon Character)

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

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Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

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What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

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Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

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Bite my red hot glowing ass.

#Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Bite my colossal metal ass.

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Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

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That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

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Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

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Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

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