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Oh. Your. God.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bite my red hot glowing ass.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bite my colossal metal ass.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Life can be hilariously cruel.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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