What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes
Bite my colossal metal ass.
Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Life can be hilariously cruel.
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...
Who are you, and why should I care?
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
Oh. Your. God.
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...