What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
Bite my colossal metal ass.
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
Bite my red hot glowing ass.
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
Life can be hilariously cruel.
Oh. Your. God.
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...
Who are you, and why should I care?
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...
That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.