What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...
Life can be hilariously cruel.
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
Oh. Your. God.
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.