What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow up! Assassassassass!
Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!
Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...
Life can be hilariously cruel.
Oh. Your. God.
My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.
Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
Bite my red hot glowing ass.
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...
Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...
Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.
They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.
Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.