Oh. Your. God.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.