That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Oh. Your. God.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.