This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Oh. Your. God.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!