Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Oh. Your. God.