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I hate the people that love me and they hate me.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Who are you, and why should I care?
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?
#Bender (The Cartoon Character)
Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...
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