Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking at you!

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Oh. Your. God.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.