The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

Quote by Egyptian Proverb

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Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk.

Making money selling manure is better than losing money selling musk.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone

Pride and dignity would belong to women if only men would leave them alone

Dignity is like a perfume; those who use it are scarcely conscious of it

Dignity is like a perfume; those who use it are scarcely conscious of it

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

I would say that the surest measure of a man's or a woman's maturity is...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

The most attractive quality of all is dignity.

The most attractive quality of all is dignity.

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity - love. And the story...

The truth [is] that there is only one terminal dignity - love. And the story...

Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it.

Those who insist on the dignity of their office show they have not deserved it.

Humility is the ability to give up your pride and still retain your dignity.

Humility is the ability to give up your pride and still retain your dignity.

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.

Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you.

Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you.

Remember this, - that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in...

Remember this, - that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in...

Dignity does not float down from heaven it cannot be purchased nor manufactured. It is...

Dignity does not float down from heaven it cannot be purchased nor manufactured. It is...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Labor wants also pride and joy in doing good work, a sense of making or...

Labor wants also pride and joy in doing good work, a sense of making or...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

People of a vertain rank will always keep a cool distance from common people, as...

People of a vertain rank will always keep a cool distance from common people, as...

When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out.

When decorum is repression, the only dignity free men have is to speak out.

No degree of knowledge attainable by man is able to set him above the want...

No degree of knowledge attainable by man is able to set him above the want...

The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend...

The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend...

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.