Quotes about Age

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything...

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die...

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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased...

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

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Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.

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Must then Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no...

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye...

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A man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool....

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