The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
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New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two...
All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of...
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why?...
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items...
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...
If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its...
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he...
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car