You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.

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Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Fly the white flag of war.

Fly the white flag of war.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!