Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost.....Or something.

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She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...