Fly the white flag of war.

Quote by Zapp Brannigan

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I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

I've always thought the most sensual part of a woman was the boobies.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...