If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

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Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...