Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

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If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with...

I have a very...sexy...problem...

I have a very...sexy...problem...