Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.

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Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Yes, comets! The icebergs of the sky, By jackknifing from one to the next at...

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and...

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

Would you like some sham-pag-nee-ah?

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and...

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

Kif! Show them the medal I won.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying...

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

It's real Velour, let yourself go.

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so i sent wave after wave of my...

You disgust me....go on

You disgust me....go on

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Let's see how friendly you get when you're sharing a prison cell!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

Where's the little umbrella Kif? That's what makes it a Scotch on the rocks!

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.

I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.