The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Quote by Brendan Behan

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I am a daylight atheist.

I am a daylight atheist.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society, except that which makes the...

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the...

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to...

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack...

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

I'd rather be dead than think about death.

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely...

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're...