If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

You can see a lot just by observing

You can see a lot just by observing

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because...

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It ain't over till it's over.

It ain't over till it's over.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.