If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Quote by Yogi Berra

Topics: Funny Quotes, Inspirational Quotes

It gets late early out there.

It gets late early out there.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

This is like deja vu all over again

This is like deja vu all over again

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.