You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

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Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your...

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your...

I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous.

I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous.

The best part of one's life is the working part, the creative part. Believe me,...

The best part of one's life is the working part, the creative part. Believe me,...