With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...