In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Humor Quotes

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.