In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Humor Quotes

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

Love is a deep well from which you may drink often, but into which you...

Love is a deep well from which you may drink often, but into which you...