Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.