I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes...

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...